So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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