i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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