Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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