If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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