Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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