I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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