How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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