She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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