Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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