Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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