why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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