How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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