And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you had me at cake vodka
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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