fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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