I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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