Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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