it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is Oprah even human
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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