sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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