Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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