Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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