I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
