Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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