you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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