one two three fourrrrnication!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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