I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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