How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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