Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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