I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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