The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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