The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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