Don't you send me to vm
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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