dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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