Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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