it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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