i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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