school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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