I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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