I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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