it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
