Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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