dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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