Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
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Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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