Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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