toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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