Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i dont even know how to be here
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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