Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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