it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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