New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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