worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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