I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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