Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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