You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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