We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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