Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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