the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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