Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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