VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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